you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
