I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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