Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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