I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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