He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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