we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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