In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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