I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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