You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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