how can u be prego again
look no pants
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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