he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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