i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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