Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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