Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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