wat bout pragnant strippers??
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm gonna fight the coyote
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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