I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I woke up under a house in Key West
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