dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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