Christians are straight up FREAKS
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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