I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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