Sponge bath it is.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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