He disabled his match.com account in front of me
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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