hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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