Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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