She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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