We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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