So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
