I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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