i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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