i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
