so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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