I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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