I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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