I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Randomize
