Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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