I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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