He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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