i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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