someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I've blown a few things in my day
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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