Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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