Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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