Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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