Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I would ride that face into the sunset
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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