He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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