I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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