there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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