She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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