Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Farmville is her only friend.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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