just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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