Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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