I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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